🚨 HULL SHOCK TOOTHLESS UNITED AS AJAYI AND MENDY STRIKE

📝 THE FULL PICTURE: Michael Carrick's permanent appointment was supposed to signal a new era at Old Trafford, but Manchester United looked just as lost as ever. Hull jumped all over them, and set pieces did the damage. Semi Ajayi smashed home the rebound after Senne Lammens saved Oli McBurnie's shot. Then Nobel Mendy headed a debut goal from Regan Slater's dangerous free kick. United were sluggish, toothless, and couldn't handle Hull's aggression. Matheus Cunha as a false nine didn't work. Marcus Rashford came on but created nothing. Hull's keeper Konstantinos Tzolakis had a comfortable debut. This was Hull's first Premier League win over United, and their first in 52 years. 💭 MY TAKE: £85m on two debutants and they still couldn't get a foothold. That tells you everything. Carrick brought calm, but calm doesn't win games when you can't defend a corner. Hull had the fourth worst defensive record in the Championship last season, and they looked like prime AC Milan compared to this United side. Purgatory? Feels more like a full-blown haunting.